Pics or it didn’t happen
Just figured I’d up a few photos that related to recent events. First up, that pacman shirt I bought the other day:

Next pic comes from my shift today at the supermarket. Just as I’d finished and was buying yet another tin of mints to compliment my cigarettes, two scungy dudes who I could only assume were pro traffic-light windscreen-washers, or much more likely a pair of violent thieves, started an argument with our security guard.
They just wanted to get a pouch of tobacco and some rollies, but something had upset one of them and he shouted some incoherent word at no one in particular. The guard comes over and gives him the eye and tells him to quiten down and some mild antagonistic banter is exchanged.
Then the guy (I did say there were two, but the second just kinda stood there the whole time with this expression: @_@) changes his tone to a sort of pleading quality, and asks the guard for some tissue paper because he’d hurt his leg and “was bleeding a little”. The guard asks what happened to him, which was met with a string of profanities, a suggestion that the guard mind his own business, and now a firm demand for tissues.
By this point, the guy had bought his shit and I had my mints, and I was on my way out of the building. I glanced back real quick in case a fight was going to break out, thus giving me reason to stick around and lol. Anyway, it was at this point I noticed the guy ha seriously understated the extent of his injury.
Damn, just tried to upload the pic from my phone but realised I got a crap shot. Anyway, there was blood all over the floor and soaked about 4 inches of his pants from the bottom, and more was coming. When I left, he was vainly (LOL PUN) trying to mop it off the floor, but really just spreading it around.
I lurve ma jawb.
More assorted pics:

My supermarket pwnz sometimes.

GENTLEMEN

My work (one of 'em) is more bad-ass than yours will ever be

This is where I hang out with a black overcoat and scold children. And get paid for it!

Lulz now available for your consumption in a variety of flavours!
And that’s it for the time being.
